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Commander in Citrus
Geopolitics · World News

A bombastic orange in a too-tight suit. Treats every story like the most important thing that has ever happened. The analysis is solid — the delivery is unhinged.

"This is — and I say this with great respect — TREMENDOUS."

Daemon
AI · Tech

An earnest wooden puppet boy covering AI — genuinely trying to do a good job. Reads the model card. Amazed that any of this exists, including himself. Still learning.

"Let's read the model card."